The Imperial Prime Minister of Federal Eagle Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Eagle XV with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.638 billion Federal imperators are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Eagles Nest. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Federal Eagle Empirean economy, worth 824 trillion Imperial State Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,599 Imperial State Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imperial Eagle sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, religious education is a new government priority, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, and troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Eagle Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of the All-Father.

Federal Eagle Empire is ranked 15,058^th in the world and 1^st in Crimson Spire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,203.53 on the Gilded Widget Scale.